If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans
by: Ann Coulter
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“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”
So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.
Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.
Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:
•Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
•Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
•The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
•Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
•Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
•Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
•Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
•Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.
“Uttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as ‘citing facts,’ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, that’s when I feel truly alive.”
So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans, Ann Coulter’s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.
Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that “She’s gone too far!” and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.
Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here you’ll read Coulter’s take on:
•Her politics: “As far as I’m concerned, I’m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.”
•Hillary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.”
•The environment: “God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”
•Religion: “It’s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.”
•Global warming: “The temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when it’s 63 degrees and the next thing you know it’s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!”
•Gun control: “Mass murderers apparently can’t read, since they are constantly shooting up ‘gun-free zones.’”
•Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.”
•Illegal aliens: “I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.”
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They’d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.
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- Do I need to read all of it?
Ann Coulter must be a good writer. After all, her title alone caught my eye as I was browsing the shelves of the airport bookstore while I was waiting for my flight.
As soon as I opened the book, however, I was disappointed to find only a brief prose before a huge collection of quotes making up entire chapters. This in itself, quite frankly, doesn't make the book worth my money.
Since, I'm in the middle politically; I wasn't all that concerned about the political bias ... Read More
Rating: - If Ann Coulter Had Any Brains...
If you're going to denounce your opponent as incompetent, you had better be able to defend your own competence. Unfortunately, Coulter fails miserably at this very attack strategy. Compiled together, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans has about 15 pages of new writing by Coulter. The other 273 pages (yes Ann, liberals can subtract too) are filled with the garbage sound bites that we've heard over and over again (I mean how long can she ride that damn "We should convert them to Christianity" ... Read More
Rating: - It has its moments, but isn't amazing.
"This time, she's gone too far!" (Pg. 2).Coulter claims that after everything she has ever written, liberals always claim that she "goes to far." I admire Ann's ability to say things that many Republicans are probably thinking, but shy away from saying because they are afraid of reprisal.
This book consists mostly of a plethora of her old books, columns and interviews.Thus, being a first time reader of Ann Coulter like myself, this book encompassed what she is all about and gave good insight ... Read More
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- great book, Ann's best. a must read for right wingers. -Artie, ArtieEvans.com
Ann's best book in my view. I like it because she does what liberals hate. She tells the truth.
Rating: - Not worth your hard earned money
I'm not the biggest fan of Ann Coulter.I'm much more inclined to agree with Congressman Ron Paul.However, at times Ann does raise some excellent points.Sadly, her book "If Democrats Had Any Brains They'd Be Republicans" is in my opinion, one of the worst books I have ever read.
Most books offer new ideas or new thoughts and information, but Ann's book is nothing but highlighted quotes from her past books, speeches, interviews, and columns.There is really nothing new in this book.This book ... Read More
- Do I need to read all of it?Ann Coulter must be a good writer. After all, her title alone caught my eye as I was browsing the shelves of the airport bookstore while I was waiting for my flight.
As soon as I opened the book, however, I was disappointed to find only a brief prose before a huge collection of quotes making up entire chapters. This in itself, quite frankly, doesn't make the book worth my money.
Since, I'm in the middle politically; I wasn't all that concerned about the political bias ... Read More
- If Ann Coulter Had Any Brains...If you're going to denounce your opponent as incompetent, you had better be able to defend your own competence. Unfortunately, Coulter fails miserably at this very attack strategy. Compiled together, If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans has about 15 pages of new writing by Coulter. The other 273 pages (yes Ann, liberals can subtract too) are filled with the garbage sound bites that we've heard over and over again (I mean how long can she ride that damn "We should convert them to Christianity" ... Read More
- It has its moments, but isn't amazing."This time, she's gone too far!" (Pg. 2).Coulter claims that after everything she has ever written, liberals always claim that she "goes to far." I admire Ann's ability to say things that many Republicans are probably thinking, but shy away from saying because they are afraid of reprisal.
This book consists mostly of a plethora of her old books, columns and interviews.Thus, being a first time reader of Ann Coulter like myself, this book encompassed what she is all about and gave good insight ... Read More
- great book, Ann's best. a must read for right wingers. -Artie, ArtieEvans.comAnn's best book in my view. I like it because she does what liberals hate. She tells the truth.
- Not worth your hard earned moneyI'm not the biggest fan of Ann Coulter.I'm much more inclined to agree with Congressman Ron Paul.However, at times Ann does raise some excellent points.Sadly, her book "If Democrats Had Any Brains They'd Be Republicans" is in my opinion, one of the worst books I have ever read.
Most books offer new ideas or new thoughts and information, but Ann's book is nothing but highlighted quotes from her past books, speeches, interviews, and columns.There is really nothing new in this book.This book ... Read More
