The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead

Product Description:
The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now.Fully illustrated and exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don’t be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset—life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without your even knowing it. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

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Customer Reviews

Rating: - Zombie madness!
I'm a big Zombie fan. This book is the perfect guide for any Zombie fan.
It starts with descriptions, what a zombie looks like, how they acts, different characteristics. And then how the Zombie virus started, the author tried to explain how the Zombie virus came about to existence in a scientific way. The book talks about what to do and what not to do, the different weapons that could be used in fighting off zombie hordes. And there was even a brief look into history that involved "zombie encounters" ... Read More
Rating: - great!
awesome read, you will be hooked as soon as you open it, i know i was :)
Rating: - Zombie lover must
Basically I'm just a zombie lover. This book is a great find for me.. I must have been in my darkened dungeon too long because I didn't even know about it until I looked for another book and found this one!!! I bought it and I must say its a keeper! ALL zombie lovers/haters should buy it!
Rating: - This Book Will Save My Life Some Day
I finally feel fully prepared for the immanent zombie uprising that historians have been tracking for years. Now that I know how to plan each part of my defense, I feel I may stand a chance against them and it is all because of this book.

Don't let yourself be caught off guard and infected to a life of the damned. Invest in this survival bible now!
Rating: - Pretty disappointed...
I had really high hopes for this book. I understand that it is meant to be comical. There are a few laughs in it but honestly the writers style is rather dull and gets old very quick into the book. Maybe this isn't suppose to be read straight through sort of like the SAS survival handbook. That book was very boring trying to read straight through but better to just open up and read.
I do like how the guy has some stories made up for zombie events, but he refers to "this incident only happened once" or ... Read More