Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
by: Chelsea Handler
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THE EAGERLY AWAITED COLLECTION OF PERSONAL ESSAYS FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHOR OF MY HORIZONTAL LIFE
When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.
In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.
When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.
In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.
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- Hilarity at its finest!
If you can read this book without constantly laughing out loud, you have no sense of humor.This book is great!
Rating: - funny!
this book was highly addictive. it was an easy read and kept me laughing. chelsea is absolutely wonderful and i recommend this book for anyone who loves her and anyone who is curious about her. this book gives a lot of insight into chelsea's personality
Rating: - hilarious
This book is amazing. Her antidotes are so outrageous and funny. It is a really good way to juxtapose a stressful life by reading a few pages.
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- Kathy Griffin on ludes
I almost didn't buy this book because The New York Times review mentioned Kathy Griffin."The everywoman spirit of Kathy Griffin" is what's quoted on Amazon but I remember the wording slightly differently.Rest assured Chelsea Handler is nothing like Kathy Griffin.Or Sarah Silverman.Or Tina Fey.It's like the NYT tried to just drop in every comedy it girl it could think of.Get a thesaurus.Of people.
Chelsea is a comedian and her essays don't scuttle even as close to the thought ... Read More
Rating: - I HEART CHELSEA!
this is honestly the funniest book i have ever read.i was at home by myself laughing histerically! i have even bought a couple for gifts.i absolutely LOVED it!
- Hilarity at its finest!If you can read this book without constantly laughing out loud, you have no sense of humor.This book is great!
- funny!this book was highly addictive. it was an easy read and kept me laughing. chelsea is absolutely wonderful and i recommend this book for anyone who loves her and anyone who is curious about her. this book gives a lot of insight into chelsea's personality
- hilariousThis book is amazing. Her antidotes are so outrageous and funny. It is a really good way to juxtapose a stressful life by reading a few pages.
- Kathy Griffin on ludesI almost didn't buy this book because The New York Times review mentioned Kathy Griffin."The everywoman spirit of Kathy Griffin" is what's quoted on Amazon but I remember the wording slightly differently.Rest assured Chelsea Handler is nothing like Kathy Griffin.Or Sarah Silverman.Or Tina Fey.It's like the NYT tried to just drop in every comedy it girl it could think of.Get a thesaurus.Of people.
Chelsea is a comedian and her essays don't scuttle even as close to the thought ... Read More
- I HEART CHELSEA!this is honestly the funniest book i have ever read.i was at home by myself laughing histerically! i have even bought a couple for gifts.i absolutely LOVED it!
